organloaner: (I think I have some spares here...)
Adorea or The Faceless Old Woman ([personal profile] organloaner) wrote2010-02-14 08:29 am

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This morning on my way to work a man with a large manly pompadour offered me his heart.

I thought it was only polite to do the same and I had a few spare...so I pulled one of them out and offered it to him.

He fainted.

Happy Valentines Day.